IN THE PINK!

Haha. ok. alil bit of IN here but i know u guys wun mind. This week's IN THE PINK was about smoking. Hmm. Smoking is cool?


SO NOT! I myself do not understand why people have to smoke. Yea yea. Tell me all about the "peer pressure". Oh come on, if its one or two cases, i might believe. But SO MANY?! NO WAY! Whu are u guys trying to lie to man?! OK. So I'm being a lil unjust to many ppl by saying they lie. But think about it, ARE THERE SO MANY PHYSCO FRIENDS THAT FORCE EACH OTHER EVERYDAY!? Find me at least a hundred physco friends and i'll admit i lost. I am very very very suspicious if ppl tell me that they are being forced to do this n that. But WHAT IS THAT "KEY" into making them listen to your commands? Apparently, no one smart enough has figured it out. Or maybe, it's jus meant to be one of the world's natural secret. :X

Ok. Back to what i wanted to say. Well, basically, I hope people can stop getting into the tussle of teenage smoking, teenage pregnancy, teenage sex and stuff like that. I'M TELLING U IN THE FACE THAT IT AINT GONNA BENEFIT U ONE BIT! yea yea. Tell me I sound like an old grandma.

HERE ARE SOME PHYLLIS-CIOUS QUOTES TO HELP SAVE THE DAY! *ah hem...

number one. If your boyfriend (no matter how long) request that you have sex with him, here's wad i would say...

"I'm sorry. You are so NOT my prince charming! If you can't wait, I can't either... I CAN'T WAIT TO DUMP YOU LOSER!"

and the day is saved!

number two. If your friends (no matter the number of ppl involved) tries to persuade you and eventually forces you to heed her "advice" to smoke, here's wad i would say...


"DUDE, whats your problem? In case you havent noticed, I aint liking to smell of hanging out wif you smokers one bit. Why live a short and painful life? I like what i'm doing now..."

and yet again!

number three. If you figured out you're pregnant with a child (no matter how many months) here's what i would do...

* LOOK FOR THAT GUY THAT CAUSED YOU THIS SHIT! (firstly, if u heed my first advice, this wouldnt happened. but no use crying over spilled milk..)
* Talk this through with your parents. Do not hesitate. I know you watched dramadies of parents disowning the child and all that after the teenage child is pregnant. Trust me, your parents won't. I'm sure they will walk with you through this tough road...


*its the guy i'm worried about. as you know,... guys can be such a jerk n bastard. ( not all though. SOME.)

So you see? I hope all these situations will not happen to you. Especially the last one. But if they do, TRY using the PHYLLIS-CIOUS QUOTES on them. They will be scared out of their wits about your "witiness" haha. ^^